When we were children (in age at least…) most of us were reassured with this very well-known statement:
“There’s no such thing as a stupid question.”
It was our elders’ way of letting us know that communication was encouraged even if we were embarrassed to ask a question.
Even if we felt it was ‘stupid’.
But for some reason, the online world is a breeding ground for stupidity. Maybe it’s because those who partake in retardassery (yes I said it so keep your PC responses in your trap) can hide behind their Chef-Boyardee covered keyboard.
So I wanted to point out some examples of plain stupid-ass questions (and my responses) you should never not only ask me, but anyone else if you want to be taken with even a modicum of seriousness about your business.
So without further A Doo Doo…
“Can I do ‘this’ without putting in money or any work?” (‘this’ referring to ‘X’ business)
– Yes. Uh…no. Maybe. It depends what planet you’re from. Pluto, yes. Somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy where everything is the opposite of ours, sure. Here? No. At least ‘no’ if you’re asking me.
“Will you set my business up for me…get it making money then give me the business back?”
– Some of my online marketing friends actually get asked this very question. My answer: You have balls. But you’re an idiot. And the answer is still no.
“Last time I’m going to offer you my ‘no money-no work-reply-to-emails-super-matrix-1,200-a-day’ super system. You in or out?”
– I’m out. And so are you….to lunch. Grab me a Reuben and a side of ‘you’re a moron’ while you’re there.
“Did you realize you’re not very smart for not going all in on Cryptocurrency?” (This was the other day)
*Pauses and looks up while at the crap table* “What was that??”
“Why am I not ranking #1 for [the search term] ‘make money’ on Google? I’ve shared it on my Twitter and Facebook…and I shared it there TWICE!”
Gosh darn…I don’t know. You know, I’m having the same problem ranking #1 for the term ‘Google’. Weird…
“Did you know that I love you so much??”
– I’ve been getting this lately from some of the spectacular ‘ladies’ that troll Facebook. Yes, I know that I’m stupendous. Thank you! Let’s get married right away…
“I’m having problems upping my conversion rate. Can you take a look at my landing page?”
“I understand I need to provide value in the marketplace. What do you think of my daily content on my Facebook page?”
“Do you have some good, honest recommendations on some tools I need to start with?”
And pretty much any question where you ask for help, guidance and sometimes just a quick pep talk in pushing forward in your online business…because you’re not gonna stop no matter what until you reach your goals. These questions are GREAT.
There it is. So you see, There’s no such thing as a stupid question…unless it really is stupid and innane.
Ask good questions…and get good answers. You’ll look smarter too.
And guess what? You’ll act like you really want it.
Who doesn't pal? If you have a rich Uncle, you're good to go. If not, then you better get real and realize that latest 'opportunity' on that Facebook group where you can make 300 bucks over and over for doing nothing is complete bullshit. ARE YOU READY TO GET REAL?? >> >> >> >>
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