I haven’t done a lick of shopping…it’s been easier to just start walking to the mall, then make a quick detour to the Irish pub for some ‘Nog. I’m so bad…
But I did make time to wax poetic on your blog and email questions, cool Facebook hacks, the grand scheme of life and some MLM ranting. So before I start putting extra nutmeg in my wine, let’s bring ya up to speed:
Everyone KNOWS they need to put out content in to the marketplace, but when it comes time to actually doing it, they freeze like the Snow Miser at Ice Capades. It’s not tough. You just need to do a little planning and watch my video.
Let’s be honest here: Most Facebook groups have more useless spam than a vegan pot luck in San Francisco. But…you can leverage those very groups to boost your page reach quicker than it takes to whip up a tofu smoothie. Sprouts not included.
‘Destiny shmestity.’ ‘Everything is pre-ordained.’ ‘It all happens for a reason.’ Garbage!! Oh…things DO happen for a reason…and that reason starts with what’s between those sexy ear lobes of yours…
“The dog ate my homework.” Did you ever use that excuse in school? Well, we’re adults now…sorta. And that means if you actually did do some work, why on earth would you not back up your stuff in case the dog did decide he was tired of the Alpo? Especially when it’s free and takes just a few minutes. Feed your sister’s poster of Taylor Swift to Fido to distract him and read this.
“My brother’s wife’s cousins’s uncle tried to get me in that pyramid scheme…” Ok, it’s 2017. If you want to be credible in this biz you need a different mantra…because that statement is baloney. MLM can be an effective business model, but most companies have their head up their derriere. As a result, most don’t work and here’s why.
I’m surprised I’m not 300 pounds. This Mexican joint is right across the street from where I live has cream chicken enchiladas that are the devil (along with Lays potato chips in my sandwich…being the devil that is). Throw in some smoked Carnitas and you could have 3 Weight Watchers clinics right next door and they’d all be sold out.
That’s a wrap! No, I’m serious…I need to go wrap some presents. Actually, I think Jeff Bezo’s minions do that right…?
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Who doesn't pal? If you have a rich Uncle, you're good to go. If not, then you better get real and realize that latest 'opportunity' on that Facebook group where you can make 300 bucks over and over for doing nothing is complete bullshit. ARE YOU READY TO GET REAL?? >> >> >> >>