Author Archive for Kenneth

12
Aug

Ted Kaczynski: Misunderstood Genius

by Glenn Holland

I built this music workstation PC in February. Intel Quad core, three HDs, 4G RAM. A few weeks ago, it goes on the fritz. After a bunch of troubleshooting, I send the motherboard in. Two weeks later (yesterday) it comes back. Same problem. They issue me a new RMA and now I have to send it in again.

I won a Sony Playstation Portable at a trade show last year. American Airlines decided to drop an anvil or something on my suitcase and it shattered the LCD. Called Sony, sent us a box and for $80 they’ll send us a refurbished one - no repair. The new one (refurbished) arrived and the optical drive doesn’t work. Sending out another box to send that one in.

Bought a Logitech Harmony remote. My daughter knocked my glass of water onto it. Now it uses up its batteries in one day. No repair option.

Blackberry started shutting down a few days ago after calls and won’t fire up unless I plug it in. Took it to two AT&T stores yesterday - no ability to diagnose at all. Go to the Apple store, thinking maybe I just buy an iPhone. None in stock. If I want one, line up at 7am the next day for the special 8am opening just for iPhone purchases that has been going on for a month. Forget that, no way I’m getting that close to all those Apple freak/poseur/loser/Obamaniacs. Purchase a new battery for the Blackberry, but they have to order it because nobody carries Blackberry Curve batteries (?!?). Get a note this morning that the battery is backordered.

I bought this “Invisible Shield” case for my iPod and Blackberry. Thin sheets of plastic you apply to protect them. Put it on the iPod, click wheel no longer works. Go back and forth with them and they will take no responsibility. Can’t repair iPod because it’s old and they no longer repair those iPods. But Apple will give me 10% off the purchase of a new one! You know where they can stick that apple. Start using Amy’s iPod, another device I won at work and then that one stops working. Hard drive. Don’t make those hard drives anymore. So I pry open both iPods and swap hard drives for one working iPod. That’s my best tech story in a year. Whoopee.

Montana. Log cabin. Lantern. Pen and paper. I’m sure I have a manifesto in me.

I just hope my brother doesn’t turn me in.

31
Jul

The real reason for the Indy tire disaster

by Glenn Holland

NASCAR is finally getting it right - the Indy tire debacle is merely a cover. They are experimenting with a format change that will ultimately take all their races down to a 10-lap shootout. Race day schedule would look like this:

6am - Beer concessions open
7am - Gates Open
8am - Morning invocation, playing of country song from one of the following artists (current rota): Trisha Yearwood, Kenny Chesney, Faith Hill, Brooks & Dunn.
8:30am - Monster Truck exhibition
9am - Concert by one of following washed up/poseur modern rock bands (current rota): Three Doors Down, Daughtry, Sammy Hagar, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi.
10am - Morning prayer, beer concession restock
11am - “Best 3-Car Shrine” contest winner announced
12pm - Porta-potty maintenance, beer concession restock
12pm - Country/Pop music concert from one of the following artists (current rota): Trace Adkins, Kelly Clarkson, Alan Jackson, Tanya Tucker.
12:30 - John Deere Tractor Parade
12:50 - Invocation, Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” plays
13:00 - Start engines, flyover
13:05 - Green Flag, 10 lap race
13:07 - Mandatory competition yellow, lap 3, no laps scored during caution
13:30 - Green Flag, lap 4
13:35 - Forecast caution, red flag - inspect tires, clean track, repair SAFER damage - NASCAR leads in safety and through their innovations the best drivers in the world are totally, completely safe.
14:15 - Green Flag
14:20 - Mandatory competition yellow, lap 6, no laps scored during caution
14:30 - Porta-potty maintenance, beer concession restock
14:50 - Green Flag, lap 7
14:55 - Forecast caution, red flag - inspect tires, clean track, repair SAFER damage - NASCAR leads in safety and through their innovations the best drivers in the world are totally, completely safe.
15:20 - Green Flag
15:21 - Forecast caution, red flag - inspect tires, clean track, repair SAFER damage - NASCAR leads in safety and through their innovations the best drivers in the world are totally, completely safe.
15:55 - Green/White/Checkered policy in effect, Green Flag
15:55:31 - Caution - Field Frozen
15:58 - Checkered Flag
16:00 - Burnouts, tributes, fence climb, flag-waving, someone is looking out for us from above, etc.
16:30 - Winner Determined, hopefully same guy who did burnouts
16:10 - Victory Lane ceremony for Designated Winner
16:15 - Fireworks, Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” plays
16:30 - Porta-potty maintenance
16:45 - Track cleanup (Talladega only)
17:00 - Flag take-down ceremony. U.S. Flag north of Mason-Dixon Line, Confederate Flag, south. “God Bless America” by Martina McBride plays north of Mason-Dixon line, except for Indiana (Allstate 400 at the Brickyard) which gets “Small Town” by John Mellencamp. South of M-D, “White Lightning” by George Jones, except for Alabama, which gets “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynard Skynard.
19:00 - Gates close

Look at that, a full day’s race-related activities with only 10 laps!

23
May

Are you a Sheep or a Sheepdog?

The following letter was written by Charles Grennel and his comrades, veterans of the Global War on Terror. Grennel is an Army Reservist who spent two years in Iraq and was a principal in putting together the first Iraq elections in January 2005. It was written to Jill Edwards, student at the University of Washington, who did not want to honor Medal of Honor winner USMC Colonel Greg Boyington. Ms. Edwards and other students and faculty do not think those who serve in the U.S. Armed Services are good role models.

To: Jill Edwards, Student, University of Washington

Subject: Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs

Miss Edwards, I read of your student activity regarding the proposed memorial to Colonel Greg Boyington, USMC and a Medal of Honor winner. I suspect you will receive many angry emails from conservative people like me. You may be too young to appreciate fully the sacrifices of generations of servicemen and servicewomen, on whose shoulders you and your fellow students stand. I forgive you for the untutored ways of youth and your naiveté. It may be that you are simply a sheep. There’s no dishonor in being a sheep, as long as you know and accept what you are.

Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident. We may well be in the most violent times in history, but violence is still remarkably rare. This is because most citizens are kind, decent people, not capable of hurting each other except by accident or under extreme provocation. They are sheep.

Then there are the wolves who feed on the sheep without mercy. Do you believe there are wolves out there who will feed on the flock without mercy? You better believe it. There are evil men in this world and they are capable of evil deeds. The moment you forget that or pretend it is not so, you become a sheep. There is no safety in denial. Continue reading ‘Are you a Sheep or a Sheepdog?’

14
May

Have you Twittered yet?

TwitterHave you been on Twitter yet? I had heard alot about it for the past few months and finally I decided to give it a look.

What is it?

Here is a good definition on about.com:

Twitter is a mini-blogging platform that you can use to send messages of 140 characters or less to family, friends, or just the general Web community at large.

You can also choose to follow other Twitter community members’ posts, either by navigating directly to the Twitter site, subscribing to that particular Twitter RSS feed, or getting Twitter posts sent to your mobile device (text messaging fees will apply for this option; check with your provider).

Like some other people I had talked to on the web, I first thought ‘what would I do with this’? But I have to say it’s not only addictive but a great way to meet new people and network.

Give it a try: You can find me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/kennethholland

See you there! :)

11
Jan

The Music Industry gets what they deserve

There’s rumblings that the big grunting dying dinosaur called The Music Industry is going to make a push to have a mandatory music tax to, get this…create ‘guaranteed revenues’!

Here’s a quote from Techcrunch.com:

[Trent] Reznor [Nine Inch Nails] called for it today, saying “I think if there was an ISP tax of some sort, we can say to the consumer, ‘All music is now available and able to be downloaded and put in your car and put in your iPod and put up your a– if you want and it’s $5 on your cable bill.’”

Yes, you guys got it now!  Force people to pay for music they may or may not want! In the immortal words of that little English paper cutout guy on the Guinness commercials…Brilliant!

I (and many people before me) have said for years that the Music Industry refused (refuses!) to open their eyes to what was coming in the digital age and that they would have to totally reinvent their business model to survive and prosper in the future.  So did they close their eyes and hope it would just go away?

I don’t think so.   I worked in a friggin’ mailroom at a music magazine and figured this out.  They didn’t see this coming?

Sure they did.

Ego.

Big STUPID ego.

That’s why they’ve done nothing.  And now they’re screwed.

Not that I care too much.  There were a great bunch of people I knew and worked with who had to change careers because of this monumental paradigm shift and I feel for them.  They got screwed.

As for the rest of you in the industry who made your living screwing others…and you know who you are…

Up yours.

You get everything you deserve.

10
Jan

Madonna’s $10,000 ‘water bill’

So Madonna drinks blessed Kaballah water to the tune of 10 grand a month.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22576504/

I don’t care if you’re rich and want to spend $10,000 a month on blessed water (even if you are a little loony) but this piece of work is known for berating America’s wealthy for their ‘wasteful spending habits’ and that we’re too selfish to help anyone.

I really wish she would stay in England!

10
Jan

One more time…

Ok, disregard the last post…I’m really back now….honest!

21
Jun

Sorry ’bout the vacation

Ok ok!  I haven’t posted in over a month!  My bad!  I promise it’ll never happen again.

So, in other words, I’m back.  :)

04
May

Microsoft going all in!

Big tech news today. Microsoft wants to acquire Yahoo![!]

Apparently, they’re getting sick of Google handing them their ass in the company acquisition front. With all the big buys Google has been making (YouTube, DoubleClick being the most notable) Microsoft would seem to be getting a bit desperate to bolster their arsenal of web tech weapons to compete with the mighty G.

This should be interesting.

Oh, the estimated value of Yahoo is roughly 50 billion. Is that all?

02
May

Singers are the greatest!

Ok, for those of you who don’t know, music used to be my ‘profession’. Played drums, actually. Love the instrument and love music but hate the music biz. It sucks to high heaven. Can’t be any more clear than that.

I was just reading a post on Ross Halfin’s blog (my favorite blog by the way) where he’s ripping on Scott Weiland (April 25th entry). Now I don’t know Scott Weiland, but I used to know all the singers I’ve worked with, and they’re all wienies. Some more so than others. Guitar players aren’t much better (John Gaudesi being the lone exception…a freaking genius and amazing guitar builder…and friend) but I’m still friends with all of them…they usually realize in time that it doesn’t pay to be a jerk.

Bass players…they rock. Dennis Sobole is the rock solid man of the world on bass (wonder where he got that from??) and Mike Davis is the twelve string master. And they’re great guys! What’s with that??

Drummers, of course, are the best of all! :)




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