Gone With The Phone Sex Affiliate Wind…

March 2, 2021

by Kenneth Holland

'The Phone Sex Affiliate: I understand you have to make a living, but know the difference between verbal 'relations' and running 'neked' down the street...'

The internet marketing world has become the virtual street corner of beggars, shamsmen and outright desperados (no offense Eagles).

Not 2 days goes by now where I get a message on one of my social channels from someone asking for ‘help’ or a 'shortcut'.

I use the word ‘help’ loosely because it’s often not so much about help as it is for a handout or a ‘deal I can’t refuse’.

“I don’t have any money for my business…I need you to give me some.”

“Do a business with me but I need you to pay for it.”

And here's the latest flatulence:

"I Want to be a Phone Sex Affiliate. Do I Have to Take My Clothes Off?"

Now, as per usual practice, this person's grammar wasn't exactly as printed above (not close actually). And of course, I am not in the business of dressing decisions of the greater society.

But it reminded me of Scarlett begging Rhett to stay

“Where shall I go? What shall I do?”

I heard he didn’t give a rats hiney… 

At least Scarlett actually worked. No, she didn't do phone work...so stop that!

But here's the thing:

Are people really this desperate and out (in) of touch?

It pains me that I have to answer the above queries so let me do it once again for the record. Let me get my stenographer ready…

Ok, here goes…

- I’m not giving you money for a business.

- Not interested in the ground or the floor. I drank enough in my 20’s (and 30's...).

- Go get a job if you (claim) to have no money for the least expensive business model ever. (Hint: Affiliate Marketing).

- This is just me...but I would keep my clothes on.

Here's the best phone sex affiliate program, and you don't need a boom box with 70's music either...

Don't touch the phone (and if you do make sure you bring the alcohol and a hanky) and start learning a real business.

Go create some value and...ready for this...go actually help some people solve some problems.

Stop whining like Scarlett and making excuses...

...because...

...no one gives a shit. No one cares. 

Folks…

Affiliate marketing is an amazing business, but you're gonna have to swallow (maybe that's the wrong word here)...eh...accept that it's gonna take work and commitment.

If you’re broke it's because you are either unwilling to embrace this FACT, or you didn’t know you should be embracing this fact.

For those of you who are unwilling, I’m gonna side with Sir Gable on this one…I’m too busy building an ACTUAL business to give a damn…because some of you don’t...

So why should I?