Grab a hot chocolate (and if you’re of age…add some ‘grog to it), get in your easy chair and settle in for a rump-roaring installment of…
Mr. Kenster’s neighborhood musings of love-140 character selfies.
Otherwise known as:
Love Tweets to Put on Twitter For Fun and Profit (with Hugs and Kisses)
(Doesn’t that just warm your heart (and arches of your feet) just thinkin’ bout it?)
So without further A Doggy Doo…
“Make 365 dollars a minute by buying useless Twitter followers from some schmuck on Fiverr that will get you zippers.” Hashtag #ispamonfacebooktoo
“Does my Instabooty look big in this selfie?” Hashtag: #MarkZuckerbergsass (Editors Note: You can post your Insta pics on Twitter)
“Constantly Tweet about politics.” Hashtag: #noonegivesaratsass
Now, these are damn good Tweets and you’ll make tons of sales…in an alternate universe where The Bay City Rollers were the first music artist inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…that is.
However my young and finely established online studs and studetts, if you really want to make ‘hey’, then try using this:
“How to Add 20-30 targeted followers to your Twitter account for FREE…which you can then add to your email list and market to them at will.”
Oh. See this?
Yes…that’s what I use to…guess??
Add 20-30 targeted followers to MY Twitter account for FREE…which I then add to MY email list and market to them at will.
So, you can post largely useless pablum on Twitter (like 98% do) or you can start generating leads pro-bono (that means no-cost…my Dad was a Lawyer) by using some consistent posting strategies and tactics that I’ll teach you.
But first you have to book a strategy call with me.
See, Twitter is SO ignored by people as being ‘passe’ and they are wrong. Let me show you how to get some free biz from a network that has 300 million users.
Or, you can keep spamming your Facebook Groupies.
So put down your selfie stick and your padded butt undies, click the link below and book that call…while supplies last.
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