Clickbait, Twitter is Dead and Stupid Poetry – The Week in Review

Clickbait, Twitter is Dead and Stupid Poetry – The Week in Review


New Years: You're Better Than a Calendar - Kenneth HollandWell another year is over and with the New Year blah blah blah…BLAH!

BLAH humbug!

All the New Year really does is it gives us permission to rationalize that we really screwed the pooch last year but “Dammit! I’m gonna kick ass now….you just watch!” Actually, I spout off on this subject last year if you want to get depressed. I’m kidding…but I DO think I’m right. ALSO, my video below touches on this very subject again…so go give it a look (and subscribe to my Youtube channel…)

Criminy…was that just the ultimate tangent or what? Anyway…Happy New Year! Go get drunk tomorrow (NO car keys!) and kiss that hottie you’ve been drooling over. It’s all good on the ‘eve.

Anyway…here’s what happened last week…

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Old Town Redlands

Having grown up in California, I was oblivious to any kind of ‘weather’ on Christmas (or any other day for that matter). So why would this video shot from a So Cal ‘burb on Xmas day be any different? It’s not. What’s a parka anyway?

The 4 ‘Must-Have’ Elements for an Effective Twitter Page [Tutorial]

“Twitter’s dead.” You’re right…it’s finished. So don’t tell anyone that I get 10-30 leads a day for next to free. Shhh!

How to Use Clickbait for Fun, Profit…and to Weed Out Tire Kickers

“Mine Bitcoin from Your Smartphone and Make $750.00 a Day While Your Dog Sleeps…(AAA batteries not included).” How’s that for clickbait? Most other advertising SINCE THE DAWN OF FRIGGIN’ TIME is really no different. Think I’m full of it? Well…“Click HERE and Extend Your Penis by 16 Inches by Tomorrow (your woman will love you for it…or run screaming)”. (AAA batteries not included either)

How Often Should You Post on Twitter? [Tutorial]

Didn’t you read the above? I said Twitter is dead…that’s why you don’t want free leads! “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…he can go about his business…move along…”

There’s no such thing as a stupid question…unless it’s stupid

“So there’s no such thing as a stupid question…unless it’s stupid??” See? Go read the post.

Blue Coyote Cantina at Talking Stick, Scottsdale – Dot Com Food

Mix a casino with tequila and what do you get? Casinos. But this one has some great Pork Enchiladas. Save that last $20 and go check this out.

Now don’t you feel better? Me neither. I got a hangover, indigestion and social media anxiety. But at least I can wear my t-shirt in December and have all sorts of hotties emailing me after they read post #3 above…so HA on you!

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