…to be precise…they ceased operations on October 26th, 1861.
Not many people know why. Would you like to know??
Because they downloaded Facebook and Snapchat on their frickin’ smart phone, that’s why!!!Continue reading
It was a bit bloody…but a little burnt on the ends…
…and I was shoving it in to my mouth.
Now THAT was a steak!!
*chomp chomp* ‘Mmmmmmmm.’ I’m humming out loud in orgasmic bliss as I wash down the amazing Rib Eye with some epic Cabernet.
Man, my mouth is watering just thinking about that dinner the other night.
But this gal staring at me had other ideas.Continue reading
It’s cold, dreary and devoid of all oxygen…
You wander in the dark hoping someone will hear you…
But no one is listening…and there’s no one to save you.
In the vast, unforgiving coldness of Face (book), you are alone as you yell in vain in the hopes someone will hear your cries for help:
‘HEEEELLLLPPPPP!! PLEASE!!!!! Listen to my offer! Buy my offer!! Where is everyone???!!!
But no one is there.
Actually, they are. But they are not listening.Continue reading