Don’t Fall for the Smoke on the Water…

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smoke-on-the-waterDon’t be the stupid guy that burns the place to the ground.

Stay with me here…

It’s one of the most iconic riffs in rock and roll history…and you can go to a music store any day of the week and hear wanna-be guitar hero hacks butchering the famed band…

Deep Purple’s

‘Smoke on the Water’ guitar riff.

‘eh eh ahh…eh eh ahh ahh…eh eh ahh…

eh ahhhhh!’

You like that?

Don’t answer that question 🙂

The song actually is about Deep Purple getting ready to record a new album in Montreux, Switzerland when some fool shot off a flare gun in the building next to the band and burned down the whole complex:

‘We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn’t have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water’

Several stories of the 1971 account say the man was a drunken idiot shooting off the gun outside until he decided to start taking shots INSIDE the building.

A man of obviously high intellect he was.

*rolls eyes*

And so it is with Internet Marketing.

This whole industry is crawling with a bunch of wanna-be’s who have read a chapter or two of Zig Ziglar or Dan Kennedy and suddenly think they’re the Mensch of online sales.

Then they take that ‘knowledge’ and package it up for a 7 dollar sale on the Warrior Forum while letting everybody know that they’re the preeminent expert…

…on being a jackass.

Now lookie here…I’m not saying the Warrior Forum is worthless.

There are actually some great marketers on there with some great products.

But that place is a minefield and if you’re not careful you’re gonna end up buying some garbage from some pseudo sales psycho running around with some fireworks and a knockoff Fender Strat telling you they’re the shit.

They are not.

If you want real training lock arms with people who have actual experience…like Dean Holland and myself.

I’ve been at this game for 15 years (in internet years that’s 124 years…which makes me a grand wizard) and Dean makes MULTIPLE 6 figures a month.

And Dean’s Dirty Affiliate Marketing Secret is a great place to start.

As you’ve read this past week from me, Dean is going to show you what’s been kept hidden from you, then he’s gonna piss you off, then he’s going to show you what you can do about it.

And it’s going to cost you nothing (except a small $4.95 shipping charge to cover his costs).

So all you have to do is put down the smoke and mirrors and go watch this video…

http://kennethholland.com/dirtysecret

Kenneth Holland

P.S. Don’t stand on the sidelines…put the sparklers down, because this offer closes soon.

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