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Happy Holidays from the Kenster


Happy Holidays from the KensterI woke up this morning and guess what I found under my tree?

A new course to rank all my Youtube videos at #1 for any search term within 37 minutes…guaranteed!

Ok…I couldn’t resist! 🙂

Today I want to wish everyone a blessed and safe holiday. Go hug your family and friends, and sip a ‘lil nog (if that suits your fancy).

Wishing you a great TOMORROW with your business too. No, I’m not waiting till 2017. It’ll be great but there’s still some days left this year.

Until then…


Ronald Reagan, Trickle Down Ken-o Nomics and the Facebook Scammer


Ronald Reagan, Trickle Down Ken-o Nomics and the Facebook ScammerSo Ronald Reagan and I were having lunch one day back in 1982…

Ronny leans in to me to make sure no else was hearing (we were in his house so I think he was already losing it) and says to me:

“Ken…weeelll, I have a humdinger of an idea for a website on the internet.”

I gave him a puzzled look, certain he HAD lost it, and replied, “Ron, what the hell is the ‘internet’?”Continue reading

When the student is ready he’ll get off his ass and go to work


When the student is ready he’ll get off his ass and go to work“I’ve enrolled in another quarter of school…I bet there’s gonna be a ton of young chicks I can hit on.”

My friend was 42, and had been going to college since…well…high school.

That’s a lot of ‘higher learning’. Or in his case, younger socializing.

And trust me, there was no ‘Buddha’ anywhere in his name…

Hey, I got no problem with banter with the opposite sex, but my friend was deluded in to thinking financial success equated to how much school he could attend. Or maybe he was just lazy and afraid…

Either way, what was his ‘education’ really doing for him? (well…yeah…dates with broads 20 years younger than him but that TAKES money from you and doesn’t generate it!)

Which leads me to my disdain for structured education in our society.Continue reading

What Abe and Tiger Can Teach You About Failure


What Abe and Tiger Can Teach You About FailureSomething I tend to hear a lot these days is ‘haters’ hating on wealthy or successful people…

“Oh, he’s a trust fund kid.”

“He got lucky to get all those millions.”

Usually comments of this nature come from people who suffer from ‘class envy’.  And what most never see is great struggle, sacrifice and resolve that they endure.Continue reading

New Years Resolutions are BS… Here’s Why…


New Years Resolutions are BS… Here’s Why…New Year’s Resolutions.

“Starting January 1st I’m going on a diet and losing 20 pounds!”

“After the New Year I’m going to start my new business and make 70K in my first year!”

‘I’m not going to change anything.”

Now…which one to you sounds the most ’empowering’?Continue reading

Doubting Yourself in Your Business Can be a Good Thing


doubting yourself in your businessDoubting yourself in any area of your life is never a fun place to be in.

But doubting yourself in your business can be especially bad, mainly due to the pressure it can put on you.

Now make it even worse: People who support themselves (and their family) with their business. That’s your lifeblood…and no doubt can derail you very quickly if it’s not addressed.Continue reading

Open that complaint box, you’ll find your excuses there


excuse-invalid“You’re too late…this offer is closed. Besides, you’ve cancelled twice on the subscription so I wouldn’t let you back in anyway.”

As I was reading this email, I started to get pissed off. ‘Oh, so he’s really not going to take my money…RIGHT!!’ I muttered to myself.

Right he was…and he was dead serious.Continue reading

The customer is always right…except when they’re clueless


soup-nazi“You must not be very smart!”

That was what the customer shot at me when I worked for a mail order catalog about 20 years ago.

So this tool is trying to order something, and I tell him the item is out of stock and is back-ordered.

That wasn’t what he wanted to hear.Continue reading

Makes as much sense as a Vegan in a Ruth’s Chris


texan-steakIt was a bit bloody…but a little burnt on the ends…

…and I was shoving it in to my mouth.

Now THAT was a steak!!

*chomp chomp* ‘Mmmmmmmm.’ I’m humming out loud in orgasmic bliss as I wash down the amazing Rib Eye with some epic Cabernet.

Man, my mouth is watering just thinking about that dinner the other night.

But this gal staring at me had other ideas.Continue reading

In Face (book) No One Can Hear You Scream


scream-spaceIt’s cold, dreary and devoid of all oxygen…

…and life.

You wander in the dark hoping someone will hear you…

But no one is listening…and there’s no one to save you.

In the vast, unforgiving coldness of Face (book), you are alone as you yell in vain in the hopes someone will hear your cries for help:

‘HEEEELLLLPPPPP!! PLEASE!!!!! Listen to my offer! Buy my offer!! Where is everyone???!!!

But no one is there.

Actually, they are. But they are not listening.Continue reading

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